I have always loved Ole and Lena jokes. This one came to me via email and I laughed til I cried. With apologies to my friends and relatives who have ND ties, this one's for you... And Thanks SL, I really needed a laugh today...
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
under to see if the cow gives milk.
When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at
the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out
however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
decides to buy the cow.
When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
her teat, and see vat happens.'
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
didn't yah?'
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota too.'
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